we've come to an agreement, myself and i, on a few things.
1. she's dumb, you're not.
2. i should be locked in a padded room while i'm PMSing, cut off from communication and the world.
3. you are not clinically formulated, but 100 percent fragrance free and allergy tested, ultimately good for the heart.
4. i hope i never have children...
5. some people are nuts, and you, dearest kristen, are one of those people.

one day soon all the attention will fade away, and you'll be lonely and left with nothing.