when i was born, i should've come with a sign that says, "will be a real bitch if provoked - and sometimes, even if not."

Brian: i'd dress up as an inflatable pumpkin
Brian: everyone would hate me cause i'd be huge
Brian: plus i have inflatable legs
Brian: haha i dressed up as that last year and got into fight cause the bars were so crowded and i was SO fat
Me: hahahaha
Brian: everyone would be like watch out...i'd be like yea fuck off
Brian: then my batteries ran out though
Me: your batteries?
Brian: so i lost my fatness and looked horrid...not that i didnt look horrid in the first place
Me: ah
Brian: yea it's like battery powered fans in the legs and stomach
Me: hahaha
Brian: hehe don't laugh at my costume
Brian: i was cute or something....yea right
Me: you're the best.
Brian: youre very cool yourself
Brian: no i'm just your average lame kid. this is dumb
Me: i think you'll get a mention in my diary tonight.
Bri: i could use some publicity
Me: haha
Brian: incase theres is girls reading add in that im super hot as well as funny.

so this is where i'm supposed to say that brian is super hot as well as funny (only because he dresses up on halloween as an inflatable pumpkin).