1. i have one less friend, which is fine by me because i know i tried.
2. some napkins for the glove department, for when you cum all over my face.
3. man, we are total pervs.
4. my darren is a mess of sorts right now.
5. he needs a hug, amongst other things.
6. cock olympics.
7. don't ask.
8. only annelise understands.
9. wow, i can't believe kristine.
10. oh, darren.
11. sad darren.