i think being a minority is fun. you can make fun of minorities in general, because you yourself is included in the rants, and it's great. rock on minorities.

when i bake, i get happy. when i get happy, i dance. and when annelise has her camera, retarded pictures of me get taken. when kristine bakes, she gets chocolate all over her hoodie sleeves (or it's secretly poop, in which case, she used her arm to wipe her ass). she likes to lick her sleeves. silly girl.

i claimed annelise's ass for america. no one's touching that territory except me... and the flag that was shoved in her crack. i must also note that the flag that was shoved down her butt crack also touched her face. don't know how that happened.

things aren't right now, but i'll get them figured out soon enough. friends prove for good support (and entertainment).

february isn't coming soon enough.

also, this made me laugh a lot:
adam: and the old man was wheeling his wheelchair around the car, knocking on the windows with his cane and saying things that didnt make any sense.

also...
adam: ...he was a redneck of epic proportions.