After a sleepless night, running around until 5 AM, I still feel awake. I tried choking myself asleep through tears, but it didn't happen. Bad things happened yesterday:

1. There was a hole in the bottom of my Jamba Juice cup.
2. Bob poured beer on Scottie and everyone got uppity. I don't like watching them all fight.
3. The Chickens are everywhere. They belong on a grocery store shelf.
4. I miss Hans.

Ideally I'd like to sleep with someone else (no, not that kind of sleep, sicko). I like the warmth. Methinks I'll try to find that someone.