if i never eat another brownie or piece of chocolate cake in my life, this is why.

yesterday when i was watching the kid, something massive exploded in her diaper. this dark brown, pasty mess emerged when i went to take her diaper off and was also smeared on the inside of her thighs. i thought i was going to puke. as the pull-up diaper was removed from her poo smeared butt, more poo got on her inner calf (more pukey feelings). when i turned her around to hose her off, her rear looked like someone had shoved a piece of chocolate cake down her drawers and let her squish around in it for a while until it was nothing but a brown paste. the mess was shoved in the furthest regions of her crack and beyond. needless to say, she was thrown into the bathtub immediately.

post poo clean up, we tried to use the "potty". i wasn't allowed to not be on a potty while she was on the potty, so i sat on the lid of the "big potty" while she proceeded to converse with me from her potty for 15 minutes.

hopefully there will be no more outrageous poo stories.