summer is using me to wipe it's poopy ass. i'm only one week into my summer work schedule, and i'm ready to go back to school.

oh, i had a baby. did you hear? she popped out at 18 months of age, caucasian, blond haired, blue eyed, with pale skin. i guess it's possible, you know, for a little japanese girl to crank out a baby of such description, seeing that i am physically capable of making a baby. but still, come on the kid's obviously white and i'm obviously asian. either i'm not seeing the great big picture, or someone's not paying attention close enough to the distinct characteristics that make us two entirely different people. blargh, whatever.

the past two days have been hilarious, but i don't feel like recounting it. but it involved jumping in a pool with all my clothes on (i was sober too), driving to some swanky pool hall (i go to school with half those kids...sad), unhooking bras from outside t-shirts, the fifth wheel, eating balls of jyelly, and other such laugh rioting events. i'm going to sleep now, possibly, forever.