1. my grandpa's legs are as long as mine.
2. that means they're short.
3. but it also means that his torso is longer than mine.
4. his feet still cannot touch the floor while sitting all the way back on the couch.
5. i have been watching x-men for 5 days straight.
6. i am on DVD #8.
7. my brother drank 9 beers tonight and is now passed out on the couch.
8. what a champ.
9. travis was in bad shape last night/this morning.
10. he needs a hug.
11. i am unenthused with BTC.