"i can take out my false teeth and make you feel really good..."
"...my father slept with my wife. what am i supposed to do? sleep with mom?..."

i love crank yankers more than limeade. i'm also aging faster than i should be. more and more i find myself staying home for television. i had to be home for crank yankers tonight, tuesday nights i have to be home for discovery channel. and damnit, this is the third time i've seen this episode of south park (the lambs and boobies episode).

sometimes i have writer's ADD.

i prefer the company of the warm glow of the television than anything else. it's reliable, good for the mind, and often provides me with a good source of daily entertainment. however, when i'm unable to find something to watch, i've spent too much time with t.v.

i wish it was monday. the simpsons would be on right now.