i get to yell at the valentines like they're my brothers. i like it, it's fun.

but they treat me as their equals, even though they're all at least 3 years older than me. they trust me with their merch and money and to take care of their promotions. they say i "rock" and "kick ass", and i heart them.

sometimes we even get goofy together.

did everyone know that kristine and i are really asian sweatshop workers? she makes abercrombie clothes and i make electronics. we're so close that sometimes i even call myself "kristine".