i want a pet kangaroo. maybe it would hop around with me on its back, and we'd have a grand time.

my kangaroo dream just died. how sad, how short.

tyson is a fun little bean to talk to.

english is a ridiculous language to learn/teach. i figured this out today.

i do not like outtie belly buttons either. they're about as attractive as someone puking on you.

discovery channel blows my mind, not sometimes, but always. it makes me think more and more about how gross, yet necessary, bugs are. yuck.

it's still too cold in chicago for my heart to be happy and warm.