geoff was late because he was drunk, but he still brought fun (dave and jeff q...you know, like Q and A. okay, nevermind, you had to be there...). i won't go into details, but there was sand, water, and skin involved.

mum is a nice lady and an asshole driver like me. it's nice to know where i get it from.

my feet are sandy. i'm going to wash them now.