1. jacob matthew fixed my nintendo!
2. he's a god among men.
3. a nintendo god.
4. beferny is making cookies tonight.
5. i like baked goods.
6. oh wow, they'll have children with HUGE noses!.
7. how one phone call could save us all.
8. i could probably write a novel today.
9. i'll save that for a later date.
10. don't complain about missing me.
11. it doesn't mean anything anymore.