1. squint your eyes and look closer, i'm not between you and your ambitions...
2. my diary is a great reference point.
3. it should be in the dank archives of some old library that no one ever visits.
4. hilarious times were had by all tonight at TGUK/recover.
5. i was sassy (dr. jekyl/ms. jackass).
6. hi, i'm joking. have we met?
7. we danced and serenaded to mass pike, push, push, and bad timing
8. dave is so xedgex that he wears magenta gloves.
9. i'm thinking of going on sabattical for a while.
10. would anyone miss me?
11. didn't think so.
12. i'm thisclose to dropping out of school.
13. but i'm also thisclose to graduating.
14. fuckers.