1. once again, i'm typing half-naked diary entries.
2. get your fat head out of pervyland - i'm getting dressed in a few.
3. so i can go to a job that i like half the time, mostly because of my corner of the office.
4. i dream of touching sunshine, but it only happens two days out of the week.
5. you should have just done that mc hammer dance for "can't touch this".
6. yesterday, despite the fact that annelise has 50 million dollars to target in gift cards, i told her that she didn't need to buy anything because she's supposed to be getting rid of things.
7. i put a deposit down on my dog.
8. he's small and cute and fluffy... just like me?