i love hey mercedes like nobody's business. and piebald is super dooper wonderful. i brought flowers for erin and kelly, got hooked up with VIP passes, and rocked out in my seat to hey mercedes. i ate some dairy at clarke's, and now i'm paying for it. my colon and stomach want to eat me alive. it's great, real great.

someone corrected my diction tonight. i made a face because i'd caught my mistake while in the process of saying the wrong thing, and he commented on it [the face, as well as the diction]. it was pretty hilarious.