1. i'm handicapped, woman!.
2. my mom doesn't believe me.
3. she just tells me to stop going to "rock" shows.
4. i am tired and all i want to do is knit.
5. i just read one of the saddest stories in the history of sad stories.
6. person of said sad story deserves to be hugged for eternity.
7. i just read annelise's friendster post and it's way funny.
8. ok, i'm seriously going to bed.