I just sneezed and
my glasses with no sides just
fell off. Nerd For Life.

I can picture it
now. All she will say to me is
don't touch me freak.

Taking contacts out
I forgot I fingered you
and it burned my eyes

God was lost in the
red light district wondering,
why it's been so long.

I saw a nun dressed
like a hooker. she read a
passage in the sack.

internet girlfriends!
all I need now is key-
board that gives blow jobs.