1. as i walked into the grocery store this morning, two boys shot out a holla at me, whistling and all.
2. frightened, i ran quickly inside.
3. while bent over, looking at canned soups, an old man farted as i walked by.
4. it was super loud.
5. and he didn't even flinch.
6. i have a date with northstar on april 24 at fireside.
7. tonight is dan adler night.