1. ho boy, was death cab not worth the money.
2. the drive, however, was totally us.
3. i lo' you, let's move to koo-ba.
4. no, we're not here to see the darkness.
5. we are the darkness.
6. but we will stand outside and listen and sing and dance to the darkness.
7. tonight annelise woke up on the tard side of the bed.
8. she drove past the order station at starbucks, was nearly 8 feet away from the pickup window, almost got her car stuck in a parking space, and other things which then spawned this:
-"apparently my friend is as dumb as i am."
-me: i'm a failure at life tonight.
annelise: you?! i am!
-i left my 40 oz. to freedom at home.
9. she laughs like a seagull, and i laugh like a turkey.
10. we had a laughing fit that lasted 2 miles.
11. i'm surprised we're not dead.
12. did you know that 50 cent and g-unit work the illinois toolbooths (that's right; i typed toolbooths)?
13. i really can't stand it when people makeout/are near sexing it up in public.
14. he's probably got a boner, and he's pushing it up against her butt and her pants.
15. they're ruining my moment.
16. they're ruining my life!